A driver caught using his mobile phone asked for penalty points and a fine rather than opt for a "boring" course, police have said.
He wrote: "Just give me the points and fine - I did the mobile phone course yesterday. It was as boring as hell."
Those who commit motoring offences are sometimes offered courses as an alternative to penalties. No details about where the man was stopped have been released.
The force's road policing team shared a photo of the form on Twitter with the comment: "Some will never learn".